Ode to SNAILS,
Oh how life would be swell, if I could crush your shell. Ain't you undergrads know, you gotta stick to CoGro?
On this place we have dibs, after all it’s our libs. Please don't forget: you are not a law student yet.
Lederman is for the wise, us kids with intellectual size, and though your work ethic is nil, our tables you still fill.
Although we are both Gaels, your mind much more frail. Bother us no more you shall, when we invoke promissory estopPAL.
So condemning you we shall keep, til Lord Denning makes you weep.
Little children its best that you scat, at least until you LSAT.
Heed this word slimy SNAILS, such behaviour must you curtail, and of
yourself should you be weary, stop studying in our library, for while
you may think you are old and cool, please remember: you are STUDENTS
NOT ACTUALLY IN LAW SCHOOL.
Judiciously yours,
Brittany
